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The Raige Goes On (Sponsored by Miles Of Entertainment) By T. Raige Welcome back OSPW Fans! Pure Adrenaline was more than expected from OSPW at a summer turnout, THREE TITLES CHANGED HANDS, SPECIAL GUESTS APPEARED, A FUED WAS ENDED, AND NEW FUEDS BEGAN! MUCH MORE TO TELL SO HERE IT IS OSPW PURE ADRENALINE SCORCHES IN THE SUMMER HEAT THEN BRINGS ON THE RAIN AND THUNDER AT THE "PUCHO" OLIVENCIA COMMUNITY CENTER GREASE POLE FESTIVAL Let's get started! Right off the bat, all aside with the scorching summer heat and a few raindrops coming down the show was still pulled off without a hitch, A Special Guest ring announcer and very talented singer Jordan Olivencia (brother of Jamin Olivencia (J-MAN) and grandson of the late "Pucho" Olivencia whom the community center is named after) entered the ring to belt out the Puerto Rican National Anthem and the Star-Spangled Banner to which fans were very pleased. SPECIAL GUEST APPEARANCE - OVW'S OWN JAMIN OLIVENCIA (J-MAN - also grandson to the late "Pucho" Olivencia) & ADAM REVOLVER LIGHT UP OSPW! (Ohio Valley Wrestling (OVW) is a former breeding ground for WWE Talent) Ring Announcer / Master of Ceremonies Buffalo Tom started out the evening by introducing Buffalo's own son  "Pucho" Olivencia - "Chito" Olivencia, and Puerto Rican wrestling legend Frank Rayez with his Manager  in honor of "Pucho" and to support the daily festivities, when he was rudely interrupted by Jaz Miles - Leader and Manager of Maximum Enforcement. Jaz came out blazing with his goons consisting of The Ninja Assassin amd Magic The Freak by his side. Miles was shouting out many obscenities towards everyone he could stare at including children stating the event was all about him and it was "his show." He ranted and raved liked a spoiled brat telling Chito, and Rayez  that they were nothing and they didn't deserve to be in the ring. Immediately after his rants, Jaz ordered his goons to beat the hell out of both men. As Magic The Freak and The Ninja Assassin were attacking Rayez, his manager, and Chito, The Legend Frank Rayez lit up and cleared the ring then Ninja and Freak came right back on them continuing the beat down, when it seemed like it wouldn't end J-MAN stormed the ring with a wooden chair in hand protecting his fallen Family. Jamin hopped on the mic to which he stated he came to town in honor of his grandfather and to support the festival when Jaz Miles once again rudely interrupted and told J-Man he knew he would be there so he made a phone call to settle a score then introduced Adam Revolver, (someone J-Man has had heated history with in OVW). Revolver grabbed the mic and told J-Man all it took was a phone call and a plane ticket to get him out there to have the honor of beating the hell out of J-Man in front of his "familiy". J-Man told him he didn't come there to wrestle but if he was looking for a fight, he was going to give him a fight and a match was set for later in the evening. Opening Bout - The Ninja Assassin VS Doberman  NINJA ASSASIN TELLS DOBERMAN SINCE HE BROKE ONE OF HIS BONES LAST SHOW HE WANTED TO CHALLENGE HIM AGAIN TO BREAK ANOTHER ONE&ldots; Doberman entered the ring irritated and annoyed to accept Ninja's challenge. Doberman was hitting harder and more deliberate than his last few matches. He seemed to only have one agenda to beat the Ninja Assassin and shut his mouth once and for all. In the end, Doberman ended up the victor after giving Ninja a big splash for the 1,2,3. First Bout - Tyger Smith VS Curtis Lee Walker  TYGER SMITH, TITUS SMITH, AND THE  BONECRUSHERS SIGN WITH PEREZ, LEADER OF THE UNDERWORLD CARTEL (UWC) Tyger Smith entered the ring with The Underworld Cartel to state he understands since he is at the Puerto Rican festival people should be cheering for them since The Underworld Cartel are all Puerto Rican and that it didn't matter. Tyger then announced his opponent's only wrestling ability was wrestling pigs on his farm, and looked like he ate the whole pig right afterwards. Curtis Lee Walker entered the ring looking like a farmer gone Hollywood. Both men started out the match with a collar-and-elbow tie up, when they were pushed to the turn buckles Curtis made the clean break twice, on the third attempt Tyger smacked the taste out of Curtis' mouth. Both men went back and forth testing each other's abilities, just as Curtis appeared to be getting the upper hand, Tyger had the ref distracted and sent in the entire Underworld Cartel one at a time to give Walker a running butt slam to the face in the turnbuckle 4 times in a row. Curtis looked like he was run over by a mack truck. In the final seconds Tyger slapped on his version of a crossface submission to win the bout. The UnderWorld Cartel felt they had to finish the job and came in to continue the beat down on Walker before exiting the ring. Second bout - [Handicap Match] - Shadokat and Warpath VS Ryot, Damien Lucas, and Superbeast SUPERBEAST MAKES AN UNEXPECTED RETURN TO THE OSPW RING! As The Unholy Ryot entered the walkway, his Manager Damien Lucas came out to announce their partner for the handicap match was none other than the biggest man in OSPW Superbeast. Warpath and Shadokat looked excited about the fight. Right from the bell Shadokat fired an assault off the top turn buckle onto all 3 opponents. Superbeast went back-and-forth with Warpath for awhile before Ryot slapped him with a choke slam. The ref seemed to be losing some control of the match when Superbeast, Ryot, and Warpath all ended up outside leaving Damien Lucas alone and as the legal man in the ring. Shadokat took advantage by placing his submission on Lucas after he delivered a superplex from the top rope. Lucas being bull-headed decided he wasn't going to tap and passed out from the pain to allow Shadokat  and Warpath the victory.  Third bout - [Champions VS Challengers 8-man Tag Match] - Danny Magick (accompanied by Manager and Former OSPW Women's Champion Princess Raena), Tony Zucco, DJ Evans, and Rex Atkins VS Chance Taylor (OSPW NY Champion), Spot Monkeys, Inc. (OSPW Tag-Team Champions), and Eric Emanon In order to apease OSPW fans the powers-that-be in OSPW decided to make this match in the order of fairness to see where each wrestler stands in the OSPW rankings since Magick has been holding his "Use-at-anytime" title shot for the OSPW NY Championship (and because of the way he was playing mind games with Chance Taylor at any given opportunity), Before the match even started, Princess Raena stood on the apron while fans shouted to her to stop "dirtying" up the ring. Danny Magick didn't take a liking to this and decided he had to open his big mouth in the usual hated fashion by telling everyone in attendance his thoughts about the Puerto Rican festival that we won't repeat here. OSPW NY Champion Chance Taylor came out to a hyped up crowd that got even more hyped when Spot Monkey's, Inc. consisting of Trip, Brian Emanon (OSPW Tag-Team Champions), and Eric Emanon (third member of Spot Monkey's Inc.) came out throwing bananas into the crowd. All eight men stared each other down toe-to-toe in the ring, Magick's team VS Taylor's team.  Magick pushed Chance then swung, Chance ducked and the fight was on, all eight men had a slugfest before Chance and Trip clotheslined their opponents over the top ropes to the floor. Immediately following Eric Emanon spiraled over the top rope onto Evans and Magick while Brian Emanon flew with the plancha on Atkins and Zucco. The bout continued with all men keeping the action fast-paced and moving with quick tags, fast power-moves, and combinations. Trip seemed to be more angry than usual in the ring by attacking any opponent that got close to him. It appeared he was continuously trying to get at Magick but kept getting cutoff by other opponents. [SIDE NOTE: Trip and Magick have had a few heated feuds in the past] At one point, the ref had to send Trip back to his corner only adding to his hostile attitude. All eight men ended up brawling outside the ring turning it into an all out melee before Chance Taylor dived over the top landing on anyone in his way on the way to the floor, all eight men were sprawled on the pavement. Rex Atkins saw this as an opportunity and got right back in the ring with Chance to prove his wrestling ability. Magick went his usual route with a cheap shot by hitting Chance in the back with a chair as he was running off the ropes. As Chance turned around to challenge Magick, Rex gave him a fast rollup for the three count. OSPW Former Women's Champion continuously checked on her team and made sure she was an evil thorn in the competition's side by distracting, slapping, or kicking anyone she could get her hands on. DANNY MAGICK CASHES IN HIS "USE-ANYTIME" TITLE SHOT!  Danny Magick felt after the 8-man tag match he was insured by a safety-with-numbers policy with his teammates at his side. Such wasn't the case as Magick told Wrestleblast TV's Joey "The Bruiser" Tenebruso doing color commentary at ringside along with Big Al's Wrestling Talk that he was cashing in his title shot at that moment. Atkins continued the beat down with the chair on Rex before the ref rang the bell and the match was under way. Magick was working under desperation as he started to beat down Chance Taylor, he then picked him up and put Taylor in the turnbuckle with some punches and kicks before it backfired on Magick when Taylor pulled him down head first into the turnbuckle, as Magick started to get up, Taylor gave Magick his running kick to the head finisher that made the audiences jaws hurt in the back row, knocking Magick out cold. Taylor pinned Magick to retain the OSPW NY Championship. [Side Note: Magick can no longer challenge for the OSPW NY Title as long as Chance Taylor is the champion.] Backstage: We questioned Magick on what his next step will be now that he can no longer chase the NY Title unless it changes hands? Magick stated, "First off, who are you to bloody ask me anything? The only reason I lost that match is because I asked for a decent meal before the show and I was handed something called a pasta lillo that made me sick to my stomach. It's the Puerto Rican Festival's fault I lost, I wasn't at the top of my game, Chance, you got lucky, you get a free get-out-of-jail card. My team still won! But your forgetting one thing, I'm Danny Magick, I haven't been in this business 9 years for nothin', don't think for one moment I don't have a backup plan or a method to my madness, and to any of you OSPW fans that are listening, the world needs a hero, and I'm creating my destiny! I think I'm starting to know what you fans really want to see." ALSO --- We also questioned Brian Emanon after the match to ask what his opinion was on the outcome of the match. Brian stated, "Man, I'm just lovin' life, I'm one-half of the OSPW Tag-Team Champions, I throw bananas into the crowd for a living, I couldn't be happier. We may have lost the 8-man because of a very small and minor mishap but the most important thing is the straps are still right where they belong." On an unusual note, Trip had no comment. We were unable to interview Eric Emanon who was whisked away by female fans that smelled a lot like bubble gum before we could get to him. "ROBERT EZEKYO COMES OUT OF RETIREMENT TO RETURN TO OSPW TO CHALLENGE FOR THE OSPW HARDCORE TITLE! Bout 4 - [Hardcore Title Gauntlet Match] - OSPW Hardcore Champion TSK (The Serial Killer) VS Horace White (1), Kriptic Keegan (2), Robert Ezekyo (3), Papa Terry Kadillac (4) TSK was up for his biggest challenge yet as OSPW Hardcore Champion - Horace White came out with a vengeance to start the match using aerial moves and standing moonsaults to try to take down the champ. I don't know how Horace White does it but some people couldn't bend their bodies like a slinky to accomplish some of those moves. White is an extremely talented athlete and fierce competitor. TSK threw a ladder into the ring, Horace climbed to the top, TSK took advantage and power-bombed him off the top rung. TSK IS AWARDED THE FIRST VICTORY. Kriptic Keegan, 2nd competitor didn't waste time by heading straight to the ring with a door in his hands, both men went at each other's throats, Keegan sealed his own fate by going right through the door he brought in the ring breaking it in two allowing TSK THE 2ND VICTORY. Robert Ezekyo came straight to the ring with the ever trusting wrestling sidekick, a steel chair, in his hands. Ezekyo took TSK right to the buckles punching and kicking before he grabbed any weapons available that were left in the ring. TSK was so dazed at one point we didn't think he would continue in the 90 degree weather which was probably like 150 degrees inside the squared circle. At one point, TSK must have got a second wind because he grabbed the steel chair, raced up to Ezekyo and smashed him on the head with it so hard it stayed on Ezekyo's head. Ezekyo now dazed and wobbling, TSK slapped on his cobra clutch submission using the chair on Ezekyo's head for pressure ALLOWING TSK THE THIRD VICTORY. Papa Terry Kadillac came to the ring taking his sweet old time letting the fans "adore" him, right after he took his robe off, Ezekyo re-entered the ring to give TSK his version of a facecrusher DDT. Kadillac then slid into the ring and applied a figure-4 cylinder leg lock to the dazed and confused TSK to take the pinfall. NEW OSPW HARDCORE CHAMPION PAPA TERRY KADILLAC! Bout 5 - [Unannounced Special Guest Match!] -J-MAN vs ADAM REVOLVER J-Man Olivencia's Wrestling Career started right here in Western new York and   Many fans including promoters and booking agents saw his potential and he soon became in demand. Besides living his dream of being a professional wrestler J-MAN set out for the WWE and ended up working with Ohio Valley Wrestling (OVW), with a great career and a bright future ahead of him I'm sure we'll here more of J-MAN in the wrestling world we've all as fans have grown to love. We hope to see him again real soon in OSPW and wish him the best of luck on his endeavor to enter the WWE. Adam Revolver, also a star of OVW, came out to the ring fuming over what happened earlier in the show. He immediately went after J-MAN attacking him like a redneck fighting for a pack of smokes. J-MAN retaliated coming off the ropes to take Revolver to the mat, pinfalls were one after the other with the audience constantly guessing who was going to walk away with their hand raised. Just as Adam seemed to have the upper hand J-MAN would pull a reversal, Revolver would get stunned and walk into something else totally unexpected. Both men ended up running across the ring only to fly into each other full-force to land them both on the mat for almost a ten count. J-MAN got up, took Revolver to the ropes, Revolver reversed the Irish Whip, went for a clothesline, J-MAN ducked, Revolver went for an elbow, J-MAN ducked that one, Revolver went for the clothesline again, J-MAN ducked, came off the ropes to land a forearm to the back of the head of Revolver, J-MAN picked Adam up and gave him the cross-legged falcon arrow for the pinfall. Bout 6 - [9-Man Tag/3-Way Dance (Lucha Tag Rules - once your out of the ring, any one of your partners can enter without a tag)] - BRET MEDNICK and PATRICK O'MALLEY MAKE THEIR OSPW DEBUT-(FORMER OSPW TAG-TEAM CHAMPIONS) THE DAVIDSON BROTHERS RETURN TO THE OSPW RING LITES OUT member (Chris LaPlante), along with Patrick O'Malley and their partner BRET MEDNICK VS THE BONE CRUSHERS with their partner Titus Smith VS THE DAVIDSON BROTHERS and their partner MISGUIDED MISFIT Bret Mednick made his OSPW Debut in this match. Mednick  is best known as "the party guy" at various venues. We interviewed Mednick before the match and asked when was the moment he decided he wanted to work in an OSPW ring, he stated, "I realized OSPW is just getting bigger and better year-by-year, the competition's fierce, there's many title opportunities and I'm setting my eyes on the prize. I feel OSPW is a good product." Once again Scott & Steve Davidson immediately enter the ring fists blazing as they returned to the OSPW squared circle. Word backstage is when they received the call to return they said they'd be there early for any and all opportunities to work themselves back up in the rankings towards the OSPW Tag-Team Championship. Steve Davidson never at a loss-for-words kept saying, "triple-crown baby, triple-crown." Scott the more silent of the two only stated, "who are we wrestling?" Once told about the 9-man an argument pursued with them and the powers-that-be over how they feel they have dominance over the other teams and should have special "preference" since they are the former OSPW Tag-Team Champions. They demanded a title-shot upon their return which was shut down by OSPW management due to so many talented tag-teams being recently formed in OSPW. Management members felt it was only fair to have the 3 teams they felt had the most potential compete in the 9-man tag only to see how it would unfold so they could make more detailed decisions for who would be facing current OSPW Tag-Team Champions Spot Monkeys, Inc. The Davidson's kept the match moving using constant double teams on their opponents. Chris LaPlante made sure he got in impact move after impact move while his partner Patrick O'Malley kept his competition moving at a steady pace. Mednick came in a house of fire to where he was then cutoff and pushed to the ropes causing him to lose some momentum but a strong effort. The Bone Crushers are just plain powerhouses, these guys are huge, every time they land a hit on one of their opponents the ring shakes. They showed no mercy on any opponent that stepped in the ring. Titus Smith, , was very crafty and methodical with how he delivered each move. Misguided Misfit has had some interesting OSPW matches in the past few months but this one had to be one of his most challenging yet as he stood toe-to-toe with opponents of so many different styles, same said for all men in the match. Misfit may have been one of the smaller opponents but he stood his ground and proved to the OSPW fans he had what it takes to be an OSPW competitor. Towards the end of the match, Laplante, O'Malley, Mednick, Misfit, and Steve Davidson ended up all over the ring, the ref appeared to be losing total control of the match, so in the usual Underworld Cartel fashion, The Bone Crushers, and Titus Smith went to town on anyone they could get their hands on. Since Scott Davidson was the legal man in the ring, The Bone Crushers decided to toss him into the buckle while the ref wasn't looking and continuously squash him with the big splash until he dropped. As the Bone Crushers continued the beat down, they held Scott Davidson in the middle of the ring so Titus Smith could go to the top rope to deliver a brutal flying elbow for the pinfall. Bout 7 - [OSPW Women's Championship] - Kaitlin Diamond (challenger) VS Nyx (Champion) This match was short-lived. After Nyx handed the referee her championship belt she won at Civil War, the ref displayed it for the audience to see, Kaitlin Diamond ripped it out of the refs hands and said it was hers. Nyx pointed at her and told her to watch her step. Immediately after the bell was rung Diamond charged at Nyx with a full-force clothesline only to realize she was running into a brick wall when she bounced directly to the mat after the hit. Diamond had a look of shock in her eyes as she stood up to go after the champ again. Nyx stood and waited to see what Diamond had to offer her next. Diamond viciously went after Nyx's knee and got the champ to drop to the mat. Nyx looked shocked and was taking a short-beating from Kaitlyn before she stood up in a fury grabbing her challenger by the throat and giving her a choke slam that was heard all the way around the block. After that it was an easy cover and Nyx retained her OSPW Women's Championship. Bout 8 - [MAIN EVENT STIPULATION - Texas Tornado Tag TITLE MATCH] - for the OSPW Heavyweight Championship & The OSPW Television Championship AL JIHAD and KWAN CHANG (of Maximum Enforcement) VS  DEACON (OSPW Heavyweight Champion) and BISHOP (OSPW Television Champion) (a/k/a -The Sons of Thunder of The Fallen) This match was a NO DQ/No count-out match. The stipulations were if Bishop is pinned by Al Jihad he can NEVER wrestler for the TV Title again. If DEACON is pinned he will lose his OSPW Heavyweight Championship. It's no wonder Kwan Chang is the #1 Contender for the OSPW Heavyweight Championship. He's been in numerous matches and is becoming a wrestler's wrestler, his downfall is when he is easily distracted. Chang entered the ring applying numerous power moves to Deacon and Bishop, but on every pinfall his frustration continued to grow. Jihad, unable to hear himself think over the jeers he was receiving from the OSPW fans, attacked like an ankle biting dog after eating sugar filled snausages. Jihad, an agile competitor did everything in his power to try and outsmart Deacon and Bishop at all costs. Bishop, whom I like to call a people's champion, seemed to be carefully planning each and every move, counter move, and counter reaction in his head as he slapped on a fisherman's suplex to Jihad and his patented wicked roundhouse kick. At one point in the match Deacon and Bishop were able to place both of their opponents into there Famous Learning Tree in opposite corners as they were directly across from each other. In the final moments the Sons of Thunder appeared to have the match under control and were about to apply a double DDT when the UnderWorld Cartel interrupted the match. The champions were brutally attacked and left lying in the middle of the ring by Tyger Smith, Titus Smith, amd The Bone Crushers with the guidance of Jaz Miles and UWC Leader Mr. Perez. After the UnderWorld Cartel's version of a mob hit Kwan Chang and Al Jihad slid back in the ring over both out-cold champions to get the victory. AL JIHAD BECOMES THE NEW OSPW TELEVISION CHAMPION KWAN CHANGE BECOMES THE NEW OSPW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION Until next time This is the Raige Report - T. Raige